In this t-shirt, WE BELIEVE…

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In this HATESHIRT, we believe all sorts of things that will make Progressive True Believers wail and gnash their teeth. Feminism? Forget it. Vacuous expressions of the identity principle, such as “love is love?” Ha!

Meet the HATESHIRT that may get you stopped on the street or ejected from Progressive garden parties. At the very least, you will be questioned by people who are gravely concerned for the state of your soul.

Founders note regarding the pronoun “WE”: While it may be confusing to refer to oneself in the plural, if questioned on the matter you have at least a couple of options. You may insist that “they” is also plural, and “WE” is merely its (capitalized) first-person equivalent; and as we know, many gender-dysphoric social-contagion victims use “they” to refer to themselves — perhaps indicating some kind of dissociation or other mental illness. You may also plead that your shirt, as worn, is editorial (offering, as it does, opinions on matters of some interest) and thus the “WE” is an “editorial WE.” WE do not recommend that you insist it is a “royal WE,” as the public is not yet sufficiently enlightened to accept the return of royalism.