Our Story

Ever get tired of seeing the same vacuous, lying political slogans over and over?  Ever wish that, instead of yet another conformist, hand-wringing “Black Lives Matter” or “Healthcare is a Right!” sign, you’d see a sign, t-shirt or bumper sticker you actually agreed with, or that at least made sense?

Same here.  We at HATESHIRT make the memes so you don’t have to.  We even make them wearable.  Nothing says “I don’t give a damn about your social protest” more than wearing a HATESHIRT in broad daylight on Main St. — especially if there’s a trans rally nearby.

We sensible adults have been concealing our contempt for Progressivism for too long.  It’s time for open carry.  Let the lefty groupthinkers know what you really think.  Wear a HATESHIRT! 

Our Vision

We envision a worldwide chain REACTION where people can express their opinions and views, even if they are offensive or repugnant to others, without fear of official or unofficial censorship or persecution.

We want everyone to be a Freethinker.  We want a marketplace of ideas that actually functions like a marketplace.  We want schools to educate, not indoctrinate.

It’s a long road, but the first step is to put crimethink, heresy, “hate” — or dissent by any other name — right in the faces of those who would suppress it.

Speak truth to power.  Wear a HATESHIRT!

A Crowd of People All Holding Signs with Different Versions of The Word Hate Digital Art

Why Choose HATESHIRT?

For the feelz

Don’t you love iconoclasm?  We do.  It just feels really, really good to trigger Progressive zombies.   Don’t you agree?

Progressives have been toppling a lot of monuments lately.  But which falls harder: a megalith, or a shibboleth?  Don’t take our word for it.  Find out for yourself. 

 

Award-winning humor

We’ve been saddled with various diverse labels from the elite guardians of Safespeak at ADL, SPLS, NAACP and elsewhere, such as “racist,” “hate-speechist,” “white supremacist” and more.  Barbara Streisand called us “Not at all funny.”  What could be more validating than that?

Conversation starter

Find yourself often bored at parties?  Can’t think of a good topic to strike up conversation?  Wear your favorite topic instead!  Nothing says “talk to me, I’m interesting!” better than publicly displaying a viewpoint that most people are afraid even to consider when home alone, locked in their room, with the lights out, wearing a COVID mask.

Our Team of HATERS

Frank Goddard

Founder
Frank is on a mission to save the world. That's probably hopeless, but in the meanwhile, he employs the rest of us here at HATESHIRT, and for that we thank him.

Lucy Appleton

Lead designer
Most of the HATE on our shirts is Lucy's brainspawn. Can you believe that someone with such a great smile could hate so much? Neither could we.

Maddie Black

Designer
Maddie has a PhD in Art History from Lehigh. Yes, now she designs t-shirt graphics. Let that be a warning unto you, art history majors.

Bruce Harlowe

customer service
Shirt doesn't fit right? Bruce is your man. Got beat up for wearing your shirt to a Biden rally? That's not Bruce's problem. He doesn't give marital advice, either.