Let’s face it: “Social Justice” has always been kind of a mouthful — and an earful, and an eyeful.
HATESHIRT is pleased to introduce an improvement on “Social Justice” that is much easier on all the senses.
SOJU is a portmanteau word that gives you the best of “Social Justice” together with allusions (or perhaps reminisces) of cheap Korean potato liquor.
This is conceptual marriage made in heaven! As we’ve all observed, especially since 2016, SOJU has been the intellectual swill of choice for semi-literate, historically ignorant Progressives. Like its distilled counterpart, intellectual SOJU tastes foul by itself, but is nearly undetectable when paired with something sweet and popular — like for instance, being attractive, being rich, having a large social media following, or being educated at an elite university. Drink SoJu in your Kool-Aid! All the beautiful people are doing it!
We invite you to browse our SOJU collection of HATESHIRTS, with new additions regularly being made. There’s more than one way to fight Progressivism, and the good news about HATESHIRTS is you don’t have to be shitfaced — intellectually or chemically — to enjoy them.
We apologize for the inevitable puns…
Soju think you’re tired of egalitarian totalitarianism? Soju start fighting back yet, by wearing a HATESHIRT? So what are Ju waiting for?
1 thought on “Introducing SOJU: A Social Justice Portmanteau”
I remember soju from ROK in the 90s. Wow, dude. Takes me back.