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WHY HATE?

HATE IS DISSENT.  Hate is heresy.  Hate is heterodoxy.  Hate is anything you do, think or say that contravenes the values or behavioral prescriptions of the dominant cultural power.

In America, that power is PROGRESSIVISM.  It is a state religion without a deity.  It is the belief system of the vast majority of journalists, professors, research scientists, and professionals of every stripe, no matter their political affiliation.

Both liberals and conservatives are Progressives.  If anything you secretly think or believe shows up on one of our products, you’re definitely not a Progressive.  You, my friend and future customer, are a REACTIONARY.

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Customer reviews

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Frank G.
November 14, 2023
T-shirt
Beautiful
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Hey Zombie Look Up | Heterodoxy Versus Orthodoxy
Autarky NOW! photo review
Hey Zombie Look Up | Heterodoxy Versus Orthodoxy
+1
Bobbi
November 8, 2023
Review #3
Maybe review #1 did not get thru, because I did not attach a photo.
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Autarky NOW! photo review
Bobbi
November 8, 2023
review #2 for same purchase
Well, I reviewed this once, but the link still works so I'll see if I can send another review. You'd think I'd be limited to one review, but I like t...More
Well, I reviewed this once, but the link still works so I'll see if I can send another review. You'd think I'd be limited to one review, but I like this shirt so much that if I'm permitted to give it give stars twice, I will!
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Autarky NOW! photo review
Frank
October 22, 2023
Tofurkey NOW!
I've always liked Tofurkey, but never tried Autarky. Thanks to HATESHIRT I now have a new favorite deli meat, and a shirt to help evangelize it. Tha...More
I've always liked Tofurkey, but never tried Autarky. Thanks to HATESHIRT I now have a new favorite deli meat, and a shirt to help evangelize it. Thanks, HATESHIRT!
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Frank G.
October 16, 2023
Woooow.... this shirt saved my marriage
My wife hated my wardrobe and everything else about me, including my political opinions, my figure, my IQ, etc. Then I got this shirt, and everyth...More
My wife hated my wardrobe and everything else about me, including my political opinions, my figure, my IQ, etc.

Then I got this shirt, and everything changed. She'd never heard of "autarky" and was overawed by my superior intellect and vocabulary.

Our marriage is renewed! We're like newlyweds! Thanks, HATESHIRT!
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October 16, 2023
tshirt
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October 16, 2023
Amazing Product
The best tshirt I have ever had
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Frank
October 14, 2023
Wow, this shirt is so bomb
I wore this shirt to a party of my best friend, and was immediately asked to leave.  Couldn't ask for a more prompt result!  I've never actually liked...More

I wore this shirt to a party of my best friend, and was immediately asked to leave.  Couldn't ask for a more prompt result!  I've never actually liked the guy, and wanted to provoke him.  This shirt was perfect for the job!  He's a sleezy, immoral liberal, so I knew that anything right-wing would terrify and annoy him.

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