Description

There’s nothing wrong with “evil.”

Remember when Google’s corporate slogan was “don’t be evil?”  Those days are over.  Today, we OWN evil.  There’s nothing wrong with “evil,” as long as it is put to good use.  Evil is a tool, and like any other tool it can be put to good or bad uses.

By “good uses” we mean anything that furthers the cause of Universalism, the religion of the D. C. Empire.  By “bad uses” we mean, of course, anything opposed to Progressivism or Universalism, such as racism, sexism, math education, standardized testing, accountability, community standards, free will, sincere religious belief, morality, localism, autarky, nationalism… the list goes on. 

Straight outta DARPA Skunkworks!

The days of democracy-building with pathetic, gas-guzzling steel tanks and foot-soldiers are over!  No more beans and bullets!  No more stone-aged, fossil-fuel powered, sub-orbital, gravity-bound fighter jets, drones, and other laughably low-tech crap.

In the very near future, dictatorships. authoritarian regimes and other enemies of the Universalist Empire the world over will face the full fury of the world’s first Fully Operational Extra-orbital Station (FOES).  A single blast from the main weapons bays of this “death star” can vaporize a small country. 

Watch out, totalitarians!  We’re coming for you!  No more intolerance.  No more sexism.  No more bigotry.  50% of corporate board members must be women, or we will vaporize you.  Your children must be groomed and encouraged to secretly transition to another of the thousands of possible non-binary genders, without parental interference or criticism, or else we will vaporize you.  You must open your borders and allow the balkanization and cultural colonization of your country, or we will vaporize you.  Get it?  Believe!  Behave!  Or we will vaporize you!

Who’s going to stop us? 

We come in peace.

To paraphrase one of our last great, very un-Progressive American presidents: “Speak softly, but carry a very advanced, very expensive orbital battle station.”

The Kingdom of God will appear on Earth.  We shall build it.  We come in peace, but if peace will not persuade you, then we shall instantiate the Brotherhood of Man by Any Means Necessary.  

Don’t worry, Universalism doesn’t hurt.  You won’t feel a thing.  Before the end, you will love it.